DIY Dildos – Learn How to Make Homemade Dildos [100% orgasmic] – 2019

The long title may have bored you and may not make you want to look further into our guide for making your dildo.


However, don't let the title fool you because our article on the makeshift dildo is going to surprise you and make you happy at the same time.


You may not feel like buying a dildo because you are too shy to buy a dildo in front all those men wandering around the floor in an adult toy store. 


Similarly, you may have felt like dildo is pretty fucking expensive and want to search for a cheaper alternative which you can use to pleasure yourself right away.


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If these are the sort of problems you have been facing then this piece of writing is undoubtedly going to be orgasmic for your pussy right away.


Additionally, the piece also comes with a surprise for all those ladies who love to put things inside themselves for some fun or some curiosity.


They will be surprised to know that there is a lot of stuff lying around the house which can be turned into a dildo right away.


Don't worry you will not be disappointed with the items uses to create dildo on this guide because these things are safe to shove down your pussy when you are too horny.


So, ladies let us venture deep into the world of art of dildo making from everyday household object lying right by our bedside.


How Can I Make a Dildo at Home?

 

A Word of Advice

While the idea of using a makeshift dildo to satisfy your orgasm may feel like the urgent need, there are some precautions you need to take.


You need to take precautions because you do not want a big patch of allergies inside or skin close to your vagina.


Likewise, if the makeshift dildo breaks inside your pussy, you will find yourself in ER of some hospital in a few minutes into your masturbation time.


Thus, ladies follow these tips carefully before you decide to penetrate anything inside your vagina.


#1 Put Some Dressing on Your Makeshift Dildo

You have got to put some things on your dildo to prevent infection in your sweet spot.


The dildo requires to require cleaning and ladies who use actual dildos take pretty good care of it. Likewise, you need to prevent the urge of masturbating right away stop you and make you think.


Always store some packet of sterile condom in your house to dress up your favorite toy for safeguarding yourself from those nasty bacteria’s ladies. The safer you make your fucking session better it is for your next sucking session honey.


The lubrication from the condom will also prevent any pain or wounds which may be caused from friction.


 

#2 Get Something Hard and Strong

We advise you to get something hard and strong to insert inside your pussy because we would like to see you reading another post on our website.


If you insert something which breaks and gets stuck inside your vagina for a long period, it can cause all sort of things.


The vaginal canal is where urine exits out of dear ladies, if something big gets stuck down there it is going to cause big harm to your bladder and health insurance.


You will suffer from a crazy amount of problems you cannot even imagine of should something get something down there.


A guy's boner is not simply hard for the simple reason as even nature know pussy is no place to break things.


 

#3 Heat in Luke Warm Water for Extra Safety

Sexual organs and diseases down there should be taken extra care of honey.


If the object is hard enough to bear some warm heating along with water, do it. This essentially kills all the germs and bacteria which can make way into your body through masturbation.


Thus, check the object, heat the object and insert it deep down your drains and go have some amazing time with yourself in the freaking bed or washroom.


 

#4 Start with Something Small

Ladies the idea of larger things may sound nice, but it is not exactly like it. You will not be able to fit the mammoth sized things inside your pussy with ease because you know the hole down there is tight.


Unless you have a dinosaur-sized pussy, it will be difficult to fit the cucumber in your kitchen which you think will provide you with a better orgasm than your man's small dick.


We hope you take our advice and the small thing inside you especially if you are a beginner because some women still have unbroken hymen whose tearing can cause big ass pain.


Even if you are a veteran, you should never try something bigger than your vajayjay hole because the whole thing may get stuck down there and take you to another bed. The bed apart from your bed is the hospital bed.


Stay safe and try something comfortable because you are into pleasuring yourself and not into the competition of taking a bigger thing inside you with someone.


 

#5 Test Your Homemade Dildo for Allergies

We never know the things which can cause us rashes or other kinds of allergies on our body.


You should especially take care of thing you are substituting for dildos because the skin on your vagina is extra sensitive to foreign bodies.


It's not like the normal skin on your body so make sure you put non-allergenic things down in your pussy. To check whether or not the thing you are using is non-allergenic or not try testing it on other skin parts of your body.


After you are done testing, and you are sure it's safe to put it down your vagina for some real fun to have some awesome fun.


 

#6 Water-Based Lubricant is a Must

We hope you do know the amazing benefits of lubricant.


The water-based lubricant available in the market keeps you safe from nasty germs, and it helps the dildo or homemade dildo enter deep canals of your pussy easily.


Keep the lubricant stored somewhere in your drawer and bring it out to use it in your vagina to lube things up. Your makeshift dildo is not made of skin like a guy's dick which is why the lube will not stick on your makeshift dildo.


Instead of lubing up your dildo you should invest it in something that will happily accept the mixed water lube. The pussy is a better option for using lube on anyday.


 

 

The Dildo is Not Far Away

Yes, we have finally reached to a part where we suggest you various items which you can use as a dildo to insert deep down inside. The very first thing you insert inside your pussy is not far away from your bedside at times.


While on other occasions you may need to make a trip down your kitchen or bathroom for some supplies to create your dildo from.


Make sure you buy an extra pair of these things and stock up on them for fucking yourself when you go to the nearest Walmart store ladies.


 

#1 Electric Toothbrush

This marvelous product which runs on a battery is not only supposed to clean your teeth without any effort but do a lot of things.


This is probably the easiest and best homemade dildo you may find on this list, honey. The bonus with this toothbrush thing is that it's a vibrator cum dildo.


A makeshift dildo which can act as both vibrator and a dildo, ain't that amazing for its price. 


However, make sure you insert a new toothbrush up your pussy because you do not want to penetrate yourself with a brush which has some paste remaining on it.


The sterile paste may make your pussy sterile and keep it away from diseases but it is not going to feel good. Heck, the sterile paste may even leave your pussy number than the Linkin Park’s song.


The numb sensation will kill your orgasm which is why we need you to buy two separate toothbrushes when you hit the store ladies. If you decide to wash it with hot water you don’t have to make the effort of buying a packet of condom to dress your new dildo up.


 

#2 Markers or Sharpies

Some places call it markers while others call them sharpies. However, we are not concerned about what people from different places call it. Our primary concern is making a makeshift dildo out of them.


Make sure you tightly close the lid and the ink on the marker is not dripping in anyway before your penetrate yourself with it. The cum dripping cock will turn you pregnant but an ink dripping sharpie is going turn your pink pussy colorful.


The ink may even cause some allergies if you don't scan your sharpie thoroughly. After you have examined it properly and made sure the ink does not drip hold it from the side with pen cap and insert the backside of the sharpie to fuck yourself out with the greatest weapon of all time the pen.


We advise you go with an even better idea of choosing an empty sharpie to do your thing with it. The empty sharpie can be heated in water without any problem to make it sterile plus you do not run risk of painting your pussy.


We do not think we need to remind you for putting some condoms on the sharpie.


 

 

#3 Hairbrush

Hairbrush is another item you can use for masturbating yourself with dear ladies. You can use the hairbrush inside your pussy to stimulate your pussy not brush your pubic hair. Your hairbrush has a handle on its back if you can remember.


The handle can be used to penetrate and stimulate your pussy if you are just beginning to masturbate because you cannot fit a dinosaur dick in your pussy right away.


The handle on most hairbrushes are equal to the size of guy’s dick and can act as a better substitute for fucking yourself than your man’s dick. Be sure to put a condom on this one rather than washing it with warm water or heating it in a hot water.


We are suggesting you to dress it up with a condom because the oil, hair spray, gels, and other hair items accessories stuck on it do not come off easy. You may end up doing a hairbrush cleaning chores rather than entertaining yourself with its handle. Spend a little amount of cash ladies get a condom.


 

 

Household Items you Should NEVER Use as a Dildo

You are better off buying a dildo or using the things on the list above. However, a few things are lying around your house which you should totally avoid using as a dildo.  These things are going to become the source of harm to you rather than providing you with some entertainment.


Thus, guys follow the points down on the list carefully and avoid these things.

  • Candles – The wax may melt, but it is not going to act like the lubricant you buy in the store my fellow ladies. The candle is a gullible structure which is highly prone to breaking inside your pussy.
  • Cucumber – The cucumber may come cheaper, and nobody will find about your fetish if you use it to masturbate, but there are many risks which come along with it. However, cucumbers are normally larger than your dick, and they can be pretty difficult to fit in. Similarly, not everything you find in the grocery store is organic. The farmer may have sprayed some pesticide on it, and your vagina may suffer from it. The allergies and other medical condition occurring from the pesticide may make you sleep in the hospital bed for a long time. Likewise, they break off quite easily it may not take much time to break off inside your sweet pussy.
  • Bananas – They must probably be the biggest no on this list. They will break at the press of those fingers. You may think you will be careful enough not to press it hard, but it is not easy to prevent it from breaking. Bananas can be used for learning how to suck a dick not how to take a dick my honey.
  • Hotdog or Sausages – The name may be different, but it's the same thing, and it should be used only for eating. It should not be used for anything else because it's too hot and spiced up when it is in a hot dog and its cold when it is refrigerated as sausage. You pussy won't be able to handle whether it's cold or hot and it can cause a range of different problems when you do it. Likewise, hotdog or sausage may look like skin and meat, but they are not. They are not hard like your guy's boner, and they are highly prone to breaking dear lady.
  • Carrots – Whether they are baby carrots or full-size salads used in salad for dressing, they are surely going to break inside your pussy. You better not take the risk of putting something inside your pussy which breaks right away.
  • Radish – Radish are other kitchen groceries which you might feel like a good substitute for fucking yourself, but they are not actually as such. You should be aware that these things have a hot flavor and may burn your pussy. Likewise, you run the risk of breaking it inside your sweet pussy.


Conclusive Thoughts

Thus, fellow ladies, this brings us to the end of the article where we bid our goodbyes to you. We hope you are clear now about the best things to use as dildos in your household pretty ladies.


We ask you to get more creative than us and find new creative ways of creating dildos out of regular stuff. However, do follow these important guidelines for creating dildo before you create one.



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