Ten Ways to Hide a Boner in Public? A Must-Read for All Young Fellas

Hey kings, we know your dick sometimes can get really annoying and one of its traits that we all go through is an unwanted erection and that too in public.

Imagine yourself sitting among your female friends and then you feel a boner out of nowhere. Nothing would be more embarrassing than getting caught in that situation.

But don't you worry, we got the best trick that you can use to hide an unwanted boner.  Let’s check the most trusted ways of hiding a boner in public:.

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Wear Tight Underwear

This could be the most underrated point. If you are someone who suffers from awkward boners a lot. Then you must wear tight underwear because tight underwear will hide your boners in public. And it is proven that loose underwear rubs against your penis and causes erections. Therefore, wearing tight underwear will protect you from such situations.

Wear Long Shirts

When it comes to hiding your boner, then covering it with a long T-shirt is your best solution. Because who knows what's going underneath that t-shirt, no one! You should wear Shirts or Tshirts an inch below your crotch and it will do the job.

Tie something around your waist

This solution is for such times when you don't know how not to flash your boner to everyone in public. If you are wearing an overshirt that most of us do in college or if you are wearing a jacket or a sweater. Then you can consider wrapping it around your waist and you are done! No more worries about the boner. However, this trick won't work in summers when you are wearing just a single loose tee.

Cover through the bag, backpack etc

You can consider opting for this solution in the summers. All of us carry bags, whether we are students or employees. You can cover your crotch by using the bag that you are carrying. Just hang it in front of you and no one will ever find out anything!

Pin down the erection to your body

Using your hands in your pocket

This is the most legendary trick to hide your boner. Maybe all of us have used it already once in our life. However, you all have been doing it wrong. This trick is about deviating the attention of people from the hand in your pocket to the hand that is outside the pocket. For example, you are at a party with a bunch of people and suddenly your penis feels like embarrassing you in front of the crowd. However, you can insert one of your hands inside the pocket and trick people into thinking that your bulge is not because of your dick but it is because of your hand. And at the same time, you are gesturing while talking using your other hand so that you can draw attention to your other hand. This is how you fool people.

Using the waistband of your sweatpants

This is the most famous and most used trick of the men on this planet. Men have been hiding their boners by using their underwear's waistband. And it is as simple as fixing it by putting a hand in your pocket. And it will stay there for some time then the boner will go away soon.

Cross your legs

It's easy to hide your boner when you are sitting. You have plenty of options such as using your hands to hide it, keeping something over it and even crossing your legs. If you cross your legs, then the boner will go away for sure. 

Getting rid of your Erection

Flex your Thigh muscles

If you are not in a situation where flexing your thighs would not make you look like a weirdo. Then this is the best trick to draw the blood from the dick. The blood will get shifted from the penis to your thighs muscles. This will calm down your boner.

Put something cold near to it

Cooling it down is a great option to calm down your hot rod. Even doctors use this trick, because of some medications the patients can have an unwanted erection which can last for a few hours. You can put a cold can of a beverage on your boner or if you have access to ice bags. Then use it!

Run or Exercise

Light exercises like running or jogging will distract you and take the blood away from your dick. And the erection will subside slowly. If you can not go outside you can do skipping or jumping jacks at home. And if you are in public then go to the restroom by taking your shirt out and start jumping at one spot. Again it will change the course of the blood.

Concentrate and deviate your mind

Play a game or something else that will deviate your thoughts from sexual thoughts. We are fortunate enough that we can find games anywhere. And if you do nothing, you can just download some random mobile game and start playing it for a while. This will keep your mind distracted from the arousing things that were going on in your mind. And soon it will disappear.

Seclude yourself

This trick is for such situations when you can easily excuse yourself, there would be no one waiting for you. You can find a public toilet or a quiet place where you can sit by yourself and wait for it to go away.

Pinch it

Pinch yourself till your mind start focussing on the pain instead of sexual thoughts. Pick a spot on your arm or thigh and start pitching it badly. Some pain is better than a lifetime of an embarrassing moment

Take a shower if possible

Take a cold shower. Yes, as you may already know that coldness can shrink the size of your balls and dicks. Then taking a shower will lower the nerves present in your penis. And it will go away. However, stay cautious because some men get aroused by the water brushing through their penis. 

Masturbate

The easiest way to get rid of it. However, if you are on a date or in a meeting try to hide it from your shirt or a bag. Then excuse yourself and go to the restroom, where you can begin beating the meat. And once you are done, the boner will be gone on its own. You can also keep some porn videos that arouse you faster than any other porn. This will help you to expedite the process.

Meditate

Who knew meditation would help with boners too, right? Well, meditation is all about clearing the clutter in your mind. We are surrounded by multiple things which keep coming back to our minds again and again. For you, it could be something arousing that you think about and eventually it gives you boners. If you meditate regularly then after some practise you'll observe that your negative thoughts or the cravings of your senses have no longer control over your body. 

Conclusion

Guys, keep these tricks in mind, they are a real lifesaver. You could be on your first date sitting with a woman and suddenly feel a hard-on, this will make you come off as a pervert and you will be named on the list of idiots who had erections in public. Erections are completely normal and they are part of the regular functioning of your body. Unwanted erections happen mostly in teenagers and the rate of that happening reduces with your age. There is nothing wrong with it, just use the aforementioned tricks because they will work in all kinds of situations.

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